How to Speak Gibberish

Well, I bet you are thinking, Gibberish? But that's not a language!. Okay, so perhaps you are right. But it is sorta like Pig Latin: not totally real, but still fun. And it makes talking in secret easier. So, I'm here to teach you a couple words.

First off, in gibberish, everything sorta rhymes. Here is one sentence:

Ho-the-gow ar-the-gar yo-the-gu to-the-go-da-the-gay?

That means 'How are you today?'.

Gibberish goes by syllables, with the word 'the' between each syllable. The second half of the syllable starts with a 'g' sound. If it is a one-syllable word, such as 'like', you would split up that word too: lithegike. Simple, right? xD

Some sentences:

Wha-the-guts u-the-gup? - What's up?

I-the-guy fe-the-geel ______. - I feel ______.

ha-the-gap-py-the-gy - happy
fru-the-gus-tra-the-ga-te-the-ged - frustrated
a-the-gu-no-the-goyed - annoyed
cra-the-gay-ze-the-gy - crazy

I-the-gis-i-the-gint i-the-git fu-the-gun to-the-go ta-the-galk li-the-gike thi-the-gis? - Isn't it fun to talk like this?

lol...My gibberish in writing is really just sounded out by syllables to make it easier to learn. There are probably endless ways to write it! But the fun is speaking it with friends :)

I-the-guy ho-the-gope yu-the-go e-the-gen-jo-the-goyed thi-the-gis!

Pe-the-geace, A-the-ga-lil-i-gix <3

Hmmm...I'm confused! Heehee