Random Quotes

Opinions are like bellybuttons.
Everyone has 'em, and they're not always valuable.

"I'm mad now! And my hair is messed up toooo!"
-Queen Sparkle, from Meji's Missing

Please is the magic word.
Thank you is the spellbreaker.

Cats understand our feelings.
They don't care, but they understand.

Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff.

I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston Churchill

True friendship consists not in the multitude of friends,
but in their worth and value.
-Ben Jonson

"Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a spider pig does!"
-Homer Simpson

"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is,
it's always room temperature."
-Steven Wright

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included,
so I had to buy them again."
-Steven Wright

Flying isn't inherently dangerous; crashing is.

I didn't lose my mind. It's backed up on a disk somewhere.

"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
- Airplane!

"Sorry! I was blinking; I just forgot to open my eyes."
- My friend when we joked she would bump into someone

"I know where everything is in Disneyland."
"Ok, so where are the Go-Carts?"
"That's easy; they're in Tomorrow Land."
"HA! There are no Go-Carts!"
- My friend and I talking in class